Hey Don! Thanks For The Information! I will try my best on Friday morning at 859am!
Sorry for being so secretive!I keep Secrets even from you dear Benchers!Forgive Me! I will explain all at (hopefully) 9.01am on Friday.Can You guess my secret...........?
I slept with cotton wool in my ears last night......a few more slates went down.Ironically, the roofers sent the bill for the damage from the previous Gales today £300+ .which i forward to my Insurance Company.Its Tough at The Top (of my road!)
One of the things that really pisses me off is when people say i really appear so laid-back in a crisis.Its meant as a compliment Im sure.but, underneath my calm exterior I am sometimes far from laid-back.Why is this i wonder? I am the opposite of dramatic.Im sure its all very unhealthy in these days of Expression...........
Sometimes self-help books can be a mixed-blessing.For Example: for many years I always used to get really nervous at Job Interviews.I decided to "Improve Myself".To Banish all signs of tension in Public Situations.After Years Of "Work On Myself" I now appear really Mellow when under fire.Infact , i got so good, I am told I appear that I Simply Dont Give A Damn!!!!Sometimes.if The Gods Want To Punish Us, They Grant All Our Wishes!!!!!
Anyhow, i was worried last night with the high-winds.Usually , i can distance myself from forces "outside".but living very high up.....openly exposed to the South+West........High Winds make me&my house very vulnerable.i imagine the roof will blow away @ any second!What made it worse, before i went to bed last night i ate a shed-load of Quiche (I havnt ate for years).It gave me raging heartburn all night.the worst its been for a long time..i spent the night being woken by the gales lashing my bedroom window: a firestorm in my chest.(it was hard to work out which was "inside"+which was "outside"........Dashing in & out of the bedroom pushing the cottonwool further in my ears + drinking gallons of Gaviston............Arrggghhhh!!!
Thankfully, the Gales & indigestion are easing..........& i can return to my acustomed horizontal position.
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Sounds like you got the worst of the weather there. I love the sound of the wind outside when I'm tucked up in bed, but maybe not a hurricane! Indigestion, don't ya just hate it.
I used a V d Gr when I taught physics to make the girls' hair stand on end.
Gaviscon - ug.
I'd rather have the complaint than the cure.
Sorry about the anxiety - in such situations I normally count my arms and legs and give thanks.
Tony,
Maybe it's me to day, but I don't think so - I haven't been me since birth, and even then I wonder - no really I enjoyed that post. If you had a shit load of chapters of that i'd print out, and read it in the bus on the way to work. GREAT!!!
Hey, what's with van and the flashing chart?
What do I not get?
Seanster - it's Van the Graph Generator x
Is it time yet? I can't sleep, I'm too excited x
Well, it is Friday but unfortunatly still too early to hear your news. I will check back after work. You be careful of that heartburn, my dear, heart trouble can pose as heartburn for quite a while before something more serious happens!
P.S if you get pain in your jaw or shoulders while you have heartburn get on the phone for an ambulance ok, then lie down on the floor till they get to you!
this is alla bit fishy..........."Van the Graph Generator" was a red herring.The Winds (inside +Out) have gone.......Where does wind go when it leaves us?
My Dad died of a heart attack.& i guess i will go the same way...BUT NOT LET!!!!!
Tony,
Don't think that way.!!!
It's bad bugah-bugah. The mind is a very powerful thing even at the adversity of genetics.
Tony,
I was just looking at this flashy graph/disco thing you posted, and it reminded me that it has nothing to do with what I want to comment about. A friend of mine is a High School English teacher. and today He showed me this site that I had to share. It's called scribd (when bad writing becomes funny). These are posts from High School Teachers all over the US. They're lines from actual essays turned in from H.S. students. I was laughing so hard I fell out of my chair!!! Here's a few ex:
"Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay"........
* He spoke with a wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.........?
~ Jennifer Hart, Arlington
* Mcbride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
~ Paul Sabourine, Silver Spring
*Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid555328.com/aakk/ch@ung....but gets...T:\flw.quidaakk/ch@ung..by mistake.
~ Ken Krattenmaker, Landover hills
* The politician was gone but un-noticed like the period after the Dr. on a Dr. Pepper can.
~ Lori Havis, Deluth
AND FINALLY, MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
*Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field towards each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 PM traveling at 55mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19PM at the speed of 35mph.
~ Russel Beland Springfield
.....LMFAO
I can't believe these are High School students!!
Yes, The Last one especially, would sound great set to Music & Sung By Bruce Springsteen!!!
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