read the BBC story tonight:"Glitter Refused Honk Kong Entry "
"The Terminal" via b3ta
GLAM rock paedophile Gary Glitter has refused to return to the United Kingdom, insisting British children are far too fat and ugly.
He failed to board his flight to the UK from Bangkok last night, claiming the average British 12 year-old now looks like a short, chubby version of Dot Cotton.
Recovering from a pretend heart attack, the former pop star said: "They're all so porky these days and I've never been a fan of love handles. They've got little fat hands, big puffy cheeks and terrible teeth."
Glitter blamed the government for allowing British children to get so 'woefully out of shape' and called for a ban on trans fats and extra investment to provide free swimming lessons at local authority leisure centres.
He added: "Trans fats can be found in thousands of processed foods, from sweets and biscuits to ready meals.
"They're used because they are cheap, add bulk to products, have a neutral flavour and give products a long shelf life.
"But they have no nutritional value and have been linked to high cholesterol, heart disease and making children distinctly unappealing."
Glitter insisted he would only return to the UK if he was allowed to run some kind of pre-teen health and fitness club.
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Thanks For The Good Wishes Regarding Our Cat Chaz.He Has Fleas Big Time ! Me + Chris took him to the vet's yesterday.He gave him a jab (anti-inflammatory)+ a Course of "FRONTLINE COMBO" to kill the fleas on him and a big can of "VIRBAC" to kill the nest of fleas on the furniture.+carpets........Did you know that "Fleas Breed Faster Than Rabbits" to quote the Vet."The Terminal" via b3ta
GLAM rock paedophile Gary Glitter has refused to return to the United Kingdom, insisting British children are far too fat and ugly.He failed to board his flight to the UK from Bangkok last night, claiming the average British 12 year-old now looks like a short, chubby version of Dot Cotton.
Recovering from a pretend heart attack, the former pop star said: "They're all so porky these days and I've never been a fan of love handles. They've got little fat hands, big puffy cheeks and terrible teeth."
Glitter blamed the government for allowing British children to get so 'woefully out of shape' and called for a ban on trans fats and extra investment to provide free swimming lessons at local authority leisure centres.
He added: "Trans fats can be found in thousands of processed foods, from sweets and biscuits to ready meals.
"They're used because they are cheap, add bulk to products, have a neutral flavour and give products a long shelf life.
"But they have no nutritional value and have been linked to high cholesterol, heart disease and making children distinctly unappealing."
Glitter insisted he would only return to the UK if he was allowed to run some kind of pre-teen health and fitness club.
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It's a Swings & Roundabouts thing.....on the one hand, i have so many fleas in the mattress its been like sleeping on a water bed.On the other hand, If you spray enough VIRBAC around the room you get a rather mellow high....................
I wonder if it works on Paedophiles too...........?
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He also said they had pasty white skin. --that Gary is a terrible fellow. Just last week he was asking if he could meet my grandkids. Bastard!
Maybe The Bay City Rollers were not so bad after all.........
The Cambodians threw him out, the Vietnamese threw him out...let's hope the Thais throw him out too. His vanity is astonishing...perhaps he'll slit his throat for lack of a suitable place to live (we can only hope).
Gary: the children’s "ambassador-at-large," gives a complete new meaning to the phrase.
I think all pedophiles should be given a week to give themselves up for therapy, and then the death penalty - there after - with no appeal should be introduced. Taliban style with a rusty tin opener.
(very quick/on the ball)
"The Terminal."
Tony you cracked me up. Nice one.
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Hey, thanks for the reference on the joe.
Good luck w/fleas. ; (
Remember the legend of the Flying Dutchman who was doomed to sail the oceans forever? He's the aerial version.
But at least that new look makes him look like a pervert ... but come to think of it I've just watched your video.
He always did.
(not that Gary)
The Terminal - Brilliant Tony :-)
he may be a pervy old pedo but he still has some kind of standards!
as for the fleas, they can be hard to get rid of...flea eggs can lie dormant for about up to a year til they sense a furry creature running past then they spring into action. :-S
He keeps flying from country to country looking for a place to live.
In my day, we fathers formed a group and went to visit the molester. I can assure you he was never seen or heard from again. And he didn't go to Thailand if you get my drift.
Great gag, great site, I'll be stopping by again.
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